Javationships

So, there do exist javationships that differentiate from other forms of witnessing another's life by following the simple rule of: if...then...else, procrastinated by e Java programmer and followed (more or less) by a humanoid.

Question: how does this settle between two Java Programmers?

Answer: by ignoring the knowledge-able in the being and witnessing to egotistic form of yourself to the extent that verbally both implied are arguing just the opposite. This is made possible by the assumption that the other JP already masters the language, so communication is allowed by stepping further to the stage of enjoying existance. Yup, but whose?

Thus being said, I must think of a new concept. Javaship, javastrand... undecided.